NOTE FROM THE MISSED CONNECTIONS CHIEF BOTTLE FINDER:
Today we’re featuring three messages from the Vermont MC. It’s a quirky kind of place with a wide variety of messages and I always find something interesting and/or entertaining. Case in point is this funny little road warrior tête-à-tête. Perhaps both parties should listen carefully to this most awesome tune by The Specials – you never know where a Green Mountain State Trooper might be lurking!
VW Wagon That Pissed On Me
Missed Connections in Vermont
Woman in the dark blue VW wagon who totally raced up the right lane and cut me off.
Blinker after you cut? Come on now.
Then you mimicked my frustrated WTF hand wave and hosed me down with your custom aimed rear window squirter.
I actually thought that was pretty damn funny.
So I threw a handful of fruit flavored antacids at your car.
And then a couple more.
Best I could do. I thought that was funny, too.
You did not – however I think you over reacted.
Things got a little out of hand.
If I’d see you around, I’d pull over and apologize.
You won with the pissing rear window, anyway.