Tall, Skinny White Guy
Missed Connections in Brooklyn
you’re tall and skinny,
with snake eyes and a pair of devils horns.
you think you have people fooled by your nice-guy act,
but i know you’re actually a lying, sneaky rat.
i hate rats.
i’m looking forward to breaking things off with you this week.
i should have done it long ago.
NOTE FROM THE MISSED CONNECTIONS CHIEF BOTTLE FINDER:
Are there really tall, skinny white guys with horns running around Brooklyn? 😉 Perhaps it’s some sort of crazy, fetish implant thing… (keep in mind I’m a total square who found getting my ears pierced excruciating). Frankie Leone, otherwise known as Mr. Williamsburg and representative of the Borough of Lost Boys, may want to weigh in on this one. Does the devil always get his due?