A Bloody Mary
Is a bold drink for breakfast.
Then I nap all day.
I don’t have to drive anywhere, or fix the electrical system, or climb up high in the tree to save a cat, so we might as well start getting pickled at lunch, right?!
“What would YOU like to put into MY drink? She quizzed me.
“Put something into your drink? I didn’t put… anything?!”
“No. Haven’t you had drinks at brunch before? Would you put a celery stalk, or a cucumber spear?”
“Oh! (whew) those things..sure!”
(I thought you meant my straw, or my finger or something.)
Missed Connections are filled with good, bad and liquid-lunch-haiku. Did you write one? Did you find one? While deciding on celery or cucumber (straw or finger), email the link to Lovelorn Poets! We’ll preserve those shaken-n-stirred-syllables for all eternity.